It seems like only last week I was putting away the Christmas decorations and here it is May….Mothers Day. So in honor and or remembrance of moms everywhere, thank you for your words of endless wisdom we have all grown to love.
- Always change your underwear; you never know when you’ll be in an accident.
- Don’t put that in your mouth; you don’t know where it’s been!
- Be careful or you’ll put your eye out.
- What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?
- You have enough dirt behind those ears to grow potatoes!
- Close that door! Were you born in a barn?
- And the best one of all….If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.
Thanks Mom.
“A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take.” – Cardinal Mermillod